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Monday, June 23, 2014

Fantasophical Question: Veganism in the Dungeon

Can a vegan eat a shambling mound?

(This question came up during the Ubergoobers pre-session tonight, so I thought I might as well ask it).

4 comments:

  1. That can eat it, but it contains no nutritional value and will lead to gastrointestinal distress.

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  2. Vegans turn into shambling vegans then poop out shamblings to propagate the race.

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  3. Thanks Charles, I'm honored to have made the list!

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  4. Vegetarians could eat shambling mounds if safely prepared, Vegans wouldn't as they make a virtue of eating food you don't have to sneak up on.

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