Me: I don't want to go on the cart!
Wife: Oh, don't be such a baby!
Obviously though, the fastest way to get over the flu is through comfort buying. So I just picked up a copy of Libram Mysterium from Pulp Mill Press, on sale at http://www.drivethrufiction.com/. I plan to dive right into it as soon as my eyeballs are no longer on fire. A few more comfort purchases should help speed that up.
LIBRAM MYSTERIUM: Good for what ails you.