What the F*** is that? A dance?
Shake that honey-maker!
You can't tell me the Hydra doesn't smell Luven.
TED Talk: Nested portable holes. Will the universe collapse?
A: Unlike dwarves, nobody tosses gnomes because they're not ballistically true.
B: Yeah, ya gotta get a real tight spiral on them.
What is the sound of one cleric crashing?
A: I'm getting a lot of echo on Google Hangouts when you talk.
B: Hang on let me raise the visor on my helmet.
You are the cat in the box.
In a parallel universe, there's another Tim shouting "Hey I rolled another nat 20!"
It's your classic flash-bang, except instead of the team rushing into the room behind it, we just huddle behind the door.
It's my first D&D 5E game and I get stunned, then the guy behind me decides to play slap and tickle.
I see things haven't changed since I was eleven.
This game is easy!
(Said just before enemy reinforcements came swarming out)
A: Those giant spiders might have been friendly.
B: Yeah, they could've welcomed us as liberators.
Wait, are you saying that pole mastery lets you have a butt attack?
Just get behind the gnomes and push!