Monday, November 24, 2014

Adventure Soundbites

Haven't posted these in a while. Just finished playing tonight, and so it's time to catch up. Here are the sound bites from the last few sessions.

"I don't trust anybody."

"Sounds kind of like gross, undead sex."

"Is there a button to press to launch this thing?"

A: "It looks like a runny egg."
B: "I hit it with my whisk!"

A: "It blows chunks out of it."
B: "Save vs. blowing chunks!"

"He gets 50 xp? For blinking?!!!"

"Oh! A wise guy! (Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk)."

"Ow! Mandible cramp!"

"I hate being sticky. Even in game."

"I am secretly using stealth to play dead."

"When you stop laughing you can take your action."

"He's a lover AND a fighter."

A: "Do I get whizzing as a bonus action?"
B: "Yeah but if you critically fail you're in big trouble."

"I hate Glasstaff."


  1. Wow, these made it up quick. Glad you guys had fun.

    1. I finally wised up and typed them as we play, so I can just copy/paste. So I put them up during our post-game bull session.

  2. This nearly sounds like a collection of lines uttered by a married couple.

    "When you stop laughing you can take the trash out."
    "Do I get whizzing as a bonus action? " "Yeah but only if you reach the bowl"
    (I resisted the button and the launching one! ha... nope...)

    1. Yeah, that pretty much sums it up. :)

  3. I am happy that there are no attributions.

    1. Oh, wait. Let me go edit those back in.