"I see what part of the goblin?"
"Always turn your cell phone OFF before entering the dungeon!"
"As long as you're using my bandwidth you'll live by my rules! If you want more bandwidth, get a job!"
"World of Warcraft. It was the gift that kept on taking."
GM: "To your left you see a goblin."
Player: "I feed him an arrow!"
"I'll use my jazz hands of death!"
GM to Player A: "Make an Athletics check."
Player B to Player A: "I support you!"
(think about it...)
GM: "You get hit with an arrow and drop to zero hit points."
Player: "Arrgghhh! That was my favorite spleen!"
"Who's the dead guy next to me?"
Player A: "I don't want my body defiled by an owlbear."
Player B: "What do you want it defiled by?"
D&D Fun Fact:
Most people don't know that Gary and Dave spent a whole weekend
watching public service announcements before creating the owlbear.
"James Brown rallies the party – 'Get up!' "
"He's diatribic. So he has to take insolence shots."
(What do you expect when the players are confronted with an evil trash-talking elf?)