Another killer session in +Ken H's Montporte dungeon tonight – this time almost literally as we finally encountered a major, major baddie. Judging by his dice rolls for magic missile and fireball, he must have been about level 20 or so – while we're all floating around level 6 give or take.
In the midst of great death and destruction, there were nonetheless plenty of sound bite moments:
"He almost took a shower with me."
"We're gonna have buns of steel after this."
"I say 'screw the gnomes'."
"Miss Kitty says 'speed up there cowboy'."
"You're still eatin' poop out of your hand."
"Whoever figured a skeleton could be used as air freshener?"
"Look out! His sack's full!"
"Oh, yeah, somebody's gettin' a chubby."
GM: "On the table you see a small form."
Player: "Dammit! Paperwork follows us everywhere."
"I made the mistake of doing a google search for 'naked dwarf'. You do NOT want to do that."
"Luven wets Elias' pants."
"I wanna feel sticky."