Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Adventure Sound Bites!

The best of the best, from the last two weeks...

"You guys are standing on the pee."
(shouldn't that be "in"? – ed.)

"I'm gonna hold it."
(too late for that, they're already standing in it – ed.)

"He reaches down into his kilt and pulls out a leather pouch."

"Real men wear eye shadow."

"Okay, guys. Everybody put asses on 'smart'."

"So I dangle my sack in front of his face."

"I'll show you my staff."

"I want treasure, not shit!"

"I'm using a two-handed grip to whack it!"