"I am smarter than fungus."
"The model of success: let the low intelligence, low charisma guy decide."
Player A: "Baby got goat..."
Player B: "I like big goats and I cannot lie..."
"NAMMLA: The North American Man-Mushroom Love Association."
"I don't think you can sexually harass something that's a-sexual."
"I can't get him to pulse now."
"We just made the list."
"No, no, don't be silly! I know a kobold when I see it."
Arriving in gnome territory, protected by crystal golems.
Player A: "Gnomeland!"
Player B: "And these guys are gnomeland security."