Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Adventure Sound Bites

Another fun game session in Rob's (Bat in the Attic) Majestic Wilderlands last night, and so another installment of Adventure Soundbites:

"You don't want to go into an 'A' without takin' a good look at it... Where's the gnome?"
"Stonefolk: 50% earth, 50% water."
"You feel some heat goin' by your ass."
"I've never been grappled before..."

Of course it's all fun and games until somebody puns. The names of the offenders have been suppressed, so as not to embarrass their wives and children.

The Unknown Punster

Serious Player: "We follow the skeletons carrying the urns. Where do they go?"
GM: "They march into a stone tower further down the trail."
Punster Player: "They really are urning their keep."

Serious Player: "Rob, how tall is the keep?"
GM: "There's a ground floor, a second floor above that, then one more on top with the parapet, so three floors in all."
Punster Player: "There used to be a fourth, but that's another story."

You've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waiter...


  1. Hahaha. Whoever came up with that "urning their keep" pun is a smart and handsome fellow.

  2. Shocking puns but never been grappled?

    1. Grappling is from the new rules supplement GURPS Kama Sutra, providing skill point costs and die roll modifiers for every position.

  3. My head is aching. Ken is like an intellect devourer with those puns.