-- "Do you know where the Seahawk Tavern is?"
-- "Oh, you don't want to go there. It just got fireballed."
"This is like Abbott and Costello Go to Middle Earth."
"I find the biggest, best sheep and buy it."
"Maybe next time I can swing by and sample your honey."
"I'm gonna pull it out and put it in again."
"I'm rubbing salve on myself."
"His pinky barely fits in the bunghole."
"I give her the full ten."