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Thursday, December 15, 2016

Adventure Sound Bites

Another sampling of the Wednesday night group's sophisticated badinage...

"Can we pick him up and gently drape him over a cave goat?"

"Is there enough room in the gap for a finger?"

A: "Now you're in twice"
B: "That's what she said!"

"Rangers are a duna-dime a dozen."

"Most things that are funny are metagaming."

"Sounds like foreplay for engineers."

"I give him my most stern skull look."

"We are the Montporte Potty Patrol."

"I was gettin' all worked up over a flail snail."

A: "Why would you try to burn a vial of dragon blood?" 
B: "It seemed like a good idea at the time..."

"You guys are hard on henchmen – I think you've lost 30 of them."

A: "Maybe we need to think about body disposal."
B: "But we'll still have the burnt body smell."
C: "Yeah, you'd need a sh*tload of Febreze to deal with that."

"I don't think I'd want to wear a thong in Valhalla."

2 comments:

  1. You guys are too much. Really funny to read these.

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  2. A: "Maybe we need to think about body disposal."
    B: "But we'll still have the burnt body smell."
    C: "Yeah, you'd need a sh*tload of Febreze to deal with that.".....Quality!

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