A: "Savage Worlds sucks monkey balls."
B: "Well, we all agree it's a question of monkey balls, just not necessarily that it applies to Savage Worlds."
"Yeah it's a hybrid. Like Savage Worlds."
"The problem with Hârn is: I want to take a pee. – OK, roll to see if you get your d*** stuck in the zipper."
Gurpscart = a giant, rolling caddy to carry all your GURPS books.
PCs react to an in-character GURPS reference...
A: "GURPS? 'Tis a strange word, friend, and not from any language I know."
B: "Bah! It is the sound of a dragon vomiting!"
NPC: "The non-elves may enter, but they must be blindfolded."
PC: "Since I'm a half-elf do I just get an eye patch?"
A: "This guy is really pissing me off."
B: "She's a woman."
A: "Ah. Well, it's hard to tell with elves."
Orchids = little baby orcs.
Said the wizard: "I don't like to cast fireball. It scares me a little."