From this evening's Majestic Wilderlands D&D 5e game...
"We liberated the town. By which I mean, we killed everyone indiscriminately and burned the place to the ground."
"Green dragons – those are just copper dragons that have oxidized, right?"
[Entering the city of Modron]
"Rule number one – no shooting the prince. Rule number two – no burning anything down."
A: He left the Gnome Kingdom to become a wanderer.
B: In other words, he's a gnomad.
A: Olive Oyl was a crack-whore.
B: Olive Oyl is hawt.
C: I've seen trees more shapely than Olive Oyl.
[Entering the Temple of Mitra in Modron]
"Again. Rule number one – no shooting the bishop. Rule number two – no burning anything down."
[Speaking to the Archbishop]
"I'm grateful to have this liaison with Carmina. Wait, no, that came out wrong. I'm grateful to have Carmina under me. No, no, that's still not right..."