"People are stupid when they get married."
A: "Man you've got tons of oil flasks."
B: "You should come 'round Saturday night and we'll show you what we do with 'em."
"Oh, they were burning candles here. Even dumb-ass me knows about that!"
"Gnomic Festivus Feats of Strength"
"She's got Strength 18 and a Mighty Chastity Belt."
"You can roll all the nat 20's you want. It still don't fix 'stupid'."
"Ohhhh!!! I stab it – whatever it is!"
"We eat people who break genre!"
Player [Types in chat box]: "BRB, phone call"
GM [Types in chat box]: "Mindflayers on line two..."
"Should I step in front of you? 'Cause you're gettin' the crap beat out of you."
A: "I oiled him up really good."
B: "And now the fun begins..."