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Tuesday, December 2, 2014

Adventure Soundbites

Last night we finished Phandelver. Many thanks to +Rob Conley for running it for us -- it was a great time! Here are the sound bites from our final Phandelver session.

"Basically all I can see is the tip of my sword."

"I cast a swirlie."

"How middle school of you."

"Critical hit on an atomic wedgie!"

"Ooh! You've been elf-slapped!" said the dwarf.

"You're not really bleeding 'til you're down to zero."

"We call that the 'prison shower attack.' "

"You've been shafted!"

"This game is more fun than a barrel full of doppelgangers."


And so it was!


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    1. Or not enough. It's all a question of perspective.

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    2. Been two weeks since your last post. Whatcha been doin'?

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    3. Grading papers, grading more papers, then traveling to see my family.

      Just got back this evening. :)

      How's things with you?

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    4. Pretty good overall. Right now I'm hiding in the Christmas Room with the pups, as you goobers are playing your game.

      And the best part, the whole house is cleaning including all of the bedding. Hot dog. Life is good.

      Happy Christmas to you and Mrs. Bard.

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  2. As always, it was a lot of fun.

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  3. Hopefully the Doppelgangers won't throw feces at you all :)

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  4. 1. Guess which two comments were meant as serious statements?

    2. Guess which joke was stated as a result of an actual in game event?

    Answers below.

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    1. Serious statements: "Basically all I can see is the tip of my sword" and "You're not really bleeding 'til you're down to zero."

    2, "This game is more fun than a barrel full of doppelgangers." After we placed two doppelgangers into barrels to hold them captive for questioning.

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