Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Adventure Soundbites

A fresh array of coarse, uncouth, and ill-considered statements from last night's session....

"I'm gonna hide behind my human."

"I have a kidnapper's pack."

"May I be forward with you?"

"Before going to bed, Vognur performs a ritual bonding with his weapon."

"Vognur went to the Wile E. Coyote school of wilderness survival."

Vognur's trainer demonstrates how to take a fall.

"He has such a bedroom telephone voice, doesn't he?"

"Sweet dreams, bitch."

A: "You see an ogre taking a dump."
B: "I guess that means we can't beat the crap out of him..."

"You see a fireball erupt out of its ass."

9 comments:

  1. You would think at some point they would run out of puns...but nope.

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    1. You know I have that same thought every Tuesday morning... lol

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    2. Glad that you don't run out of them.

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  2. It disturbs me slightly to see how frequently I'm quoted on this list.

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    1. It is a testament to your eloquence.

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    2. I DID kiss the Blarney Stone last year...

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  3. ha, love the picture. Apparently we have discovered Vougner's bane, a fallen log. He just can't handle the big wood.

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