Without further delay, here are the soundbites from last night, along with some stragglers from previous sessions that I neglected to post.
From last night:
"Hold on to your codpieces – this is about to get real."
"Those healing potions are worth every penny, aren't they?"
"Lots of testicle shots in this game tonight – it's the battle of the balls!"
"I'm not feeling the grapple."
And from previous sessions:
"Sounds like a place you wouldn't want to go in a Call of Cthulhu campaign."
"Archiving is for wussies."
"I was gaming around and got a case of GURPS."
A: "It's just filling up a big gap."
B: "That's what she said."
D&D Yoga Position One: The Squatting Orc
- "Porn Star's Flail"
- "Minotaur Thong"
- "Essence of Elf Fart"
(for the record I have no recollection of these items' context)