"There are no dumb questions. Only dumb people."
(And not the first time the GM has told us that either.)
"As long as we're playing virtually, you can grab your thing whenever you want."
"I think I just sprayed all over the wall."
"I don't have any control over my pog."
(You would think this was connected to the previous comment, but it wasn't.)
"He shoots green beams out of his eyes right at your face."
(The GM was right, there are no dumb questions.)
"I'd feel a bit uncomfortable too, if I had Luven inside of me."
(Luven, thief extraordinaire, kept jumping through Cassius, a ghost in denial who believes he's still alive. Each time the party encounters him, we pass hands, tools, weapons, and other objects through his body trying to make him realize he's a ghost. It never works. Luven's acrobatics made Cassius uncomfortable.)
"When you're a warlock, size matters."
(Dante, declining to make a claim on a magic dagger the party acquired.)
"I hope you have a chance to enjoy the delightful flesh of that otherwise horrid little creature."
(In a note the party found, referring to Duncan, the party's gnome wizard/thief).