Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Adventure Sound Bites

The list is short and sweet this week – not unlike the twenty feet of progress our party made through the megadungeon.

"I love Idaho. This spud's for you."

"New magic item: Luven's tiny wand of defilement."

"I was just gonna get wet."

"Gnome on a rope."

"He's half dwarf and half orc. Does that make him a dork?"

"It's your best chance of taking a guy from behind."