Player: Does "sleep" work on sheep?
GM: Of course. They count people.
I'm hung like a gnome.
You mean there's a naked sorceress running around here now? Cool! New Quest!
So...they grew some big ones.
New magic item: Ring of Heartburn!
New magic item: Cloak of the Flasher!
We've discovered that the Monteporte Megadungeon conveniently has several 10'x10' two-holer restrooms. Each of these is now known as a...
A PC looks down the hole of a Montporte-a-potty for treasure...
Player A: Anything good in there?
Player B: No, just a bunch of worthless crap.
PC standing next to a teleporter pad...
Player: I pull down my pants and take a leak on it.
(and this despite the fact that we just passed another Montporte-a-potty).
Player: I've got 8 charisma.
GM: And you sure are getting the most out of it.