Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Adventure Sound Bites

Ken (Rusty Battleaxe) ran us through his most excellent Montporte Megadungeon last night. As always a great time was had by all. And, as always, here are the top soundbites of the evening.

Player A: "He's got a big halberd, doesn't he?"
Player B: "That's what goat-girl told me."

"He's fungus. He must be patient."
"How's your 'play dead' skill?"
"I'll hit the guy who was trying to fondle me."
"Show us on the doll where the undead touched you."
"Hunched-over, scrawny naked guys."
"Small sacks of stringy meat."
"You are a man of many bowel movements."
"Dude, what did you eat? That's gonna attract wandering monsters."


10 comments:

  1. Proof that men--regardless of age, education and occupation--never progress in maturity beyond the age of 3.

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    1. My character's XP as a Warlock: 5912
      My personal XP as a Responsible Adult: 0

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  2. "Show us on the doll where the undead touched you." Brilliant but creepy:D

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  3. These are good, and goes to show age doesn't mean wisdom :-P

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  4. I did feel a little violated last night and in no small way Ken was responsible.

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    1. If the GM makes you uncomfortable, go tell an adult!

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