Player A: "He's got a big halberd, doesn't he?"
Player B: "That's what goat-girl told me."
"He's fungus. He must be patient."
"How's your 'play dead' skill?"
"I'll hit the guy who was trying to fondle me."
"Show us on the doll where the undead touched you."
"Hunched-over, scrawny naked guys."
"Small sacks of stringy meat."
"You are a man of many bowel movements."
"Dude, what did you eat? That's gonna attract wandering monsters."