"I gotta hit somethin' quick or I'm gonna start beatin' up merchants."
"Magnifying glass, +2 to burning ants."
"You've been gettin' soft ever since you didn't splatter Larry's brains across the wall."
"Backstab – mounted!"
"Oh, that's right. You're the pyromaniac."
As I predicted, my wife, who always asks what our characters did during the session, snorted with laughter after last night's game because I admitted to her we spent the entire first half....shopping.