Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Headline News

Headline based play highlights from a session of Ken's (The Rusty Battleaxe) Montporte Megadungeon.


WARLOCK PEERS INTO ANCIENT TOILET: DISCOVERS BAR OF SILVER
"I'm rich, b****!" Exclaims excited adventurer Dante Rathburn. "The toilet hadn't been used in quite a long time," Dante said, "so the silver bar wasn't too p**py. Silver is silver, right? So, what the heck? I reached in and pulled it out..." (story continued on page 32).

SELF-LOATHING KOBOLD APPRENTICED TO MONSTER HUNTER
"We found him wounded," stated Adzeer Mattiu, Fighter-Cleric and Monster Hunter. "I figured I'd heal him up, give him a good last meal, then splatter his brains across the dungeon wall. But the little bast**d was so friendly and cute. He told me his name was Larry, and I just couldn't do it." Adzeer added, with a malicious grin: "Of course, I'm kind of keen to see some monster-on-monster slaughtering action..." (story continued on page 57).

LIVESTOCK, GOAT-GIRL, KOBOLD AND BOAT: ADVENTURERS TO JOIN CIRCUS?
What started the evening as a simple delve with two adventurers, two hirelings and a rescued prisoner ended up looking like a full blown carnival troupe before the night was through. Adventurers told Inquirer reporters: "It seems ridiculous at first sight, but you roll with the encounters. Dungeon delving has been lucrative so far, but it has its risks. And we're accumulating the makings of a pretty good circus act here..." (story continued on page 79).

4 comments:

  1. Ha! Great idea and clever write-ups.

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  2. Kobolds and silver, great news to read!

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  3. This is a great post. You really captured the mood of the evening.

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  4. Ha, very good bard. I want to know more!

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